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You will never make that Putt T-Shirt
You will never make that Putt T-Shirt
You will never make that Putt T-Shirt
You will never make that Putt T-Shirt

You will never make that Putt T-Shirt

$32.00

Some golf shirts keep it classy — this one keeps it real. Featuring a smug donkey in a bucket hat (because even asses need shade), this tee is a tribute to the greatest Happy Gilmore heckle of all time. Perfect for trash talkers, beer cart heroes, and anyone who’d rather heckle their buddies than help them line up a putt.

⛳ Soft, breathable, and guaranteed to get more laughs than your backswing.

👉 Don’t just stand there looking like Shooter McGavin’s caddy — grab this tee and show every jackass on the green who’s boss.