Talk Birdie to Me Tee
Who needs sweet talk when you can whisper golf slang that gets hearts racing? This owl’s not here for small talk — he’s all about birdies, bourbon, and bad decisions on the back nine. Perfect for golfers who like their humor a little naughty and their scorecards a little questionable.
🦉 Soft as a fairway, bold as a double eagle, and guaranteed to get a few winks across the green.
👉 Skip the fore‑play and go straight for the birdies. Snag your tee now and let’s get down to birdie business.