{"product_id":"only-you-can-prevent-stupidity-hoodie","title":"Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:43bd60f0-2fdd-45b1-8ea4-45a5f8bcb38e-4\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:43bd60f0-2fdd-45b1-8ea4-45a5f8bcb38e-4\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:43bd60f0-2fdd-45b1-8ea4-45a5f8bcb38e-4\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-10\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\" class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"1f05b1be-b02d-4657-af1c-fd50ef7b86b8\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1nx6yz4\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"46\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e🐻🌲 Only You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"48\" data-end=\"108\"\u003eLet's face it... not every disaster starts in the forest. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"114\" data-end=\"155\"\u003eOnly You Can Prevent Stupidity Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is the perfect blend of outdoor adventure and sarcastic humor. Featuring a ranger bear delivering a much-needed reminder, this hoodie is made for campers, hikers, hunters, anglers, and anyone who has ever looked around and thought, \u003cem data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"419\"\u003e\"Well, that was a dumb idea.\"\u003c\/em\u003e 🤦♂️😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eWhether you're gathering around a campfire 🔥, hitting the trails 🥾, spending the weekend at deer camp 🦌, or just surviving everyday life, this hoodie keeps you warm while serving up a healthy dose of common sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"845\"\u003eMade from a soft, cozy fleece blend, it's perfect for chilly mornings, late-night bonfires, and all your outdoor adventures. Because while you can't fix stupid, you can definitely laugh about it. 🍻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"845\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPECS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarment Information: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 60% Cotton \/ 40% Polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSIZE CHART 👇\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alestotrails.com\/pages\/sizing-guide\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/alestotrails.com\/pages\/sizing-guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree returns \u0026amp; exchanges within 30 days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"v7z3n7\" data-start=\"847\" data-end=\"870\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e✅ Ultra-soft and comfortable fit\u003cbr data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"906\"\u003e✅ Perfect for camping, hiking, hunting, and fishing 🎣\u003cbr data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"963\"\u003e✅ Durable print that holds up adventure after adventure 🌲\u003cbr data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1024\"\u003e✅ Great conversation starter around the campfire 🔥\u003cbr data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1078\"\u003e✅ Makes an awesome gift for the sarcastic outdoorsman in your life 😎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause excessive laughing, eye-rolling, and the occasional \"I know someone who needs this hoodie.\" 😂🐻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1363\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e🌲 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1273\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003eAdventure responsibly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🐻 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eUse common sense.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1363\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eOnly you can prevent stupidity.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Ales to Trails","offers":[{"title":"S \/ sage green","offer_id":53521995333951,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ cream","offer_id":53851012464959,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ sage green","offer_id":53521995366719,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ cream","offer_id":53851012497727,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ sage green","offer_id":53521995399487,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ cream","offer_id":53851012530495,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ sage green","offer_id":53521995432255,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ cream","offer_id":53851012563263,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ sage green","offer_id":53521995465023,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ cream","offer_id":53851012596031,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ sage green","offer_id":53521995497791,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ cream","offer_id":53851012628799,"sku":null,"price":56.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2685\/8462\/files\/parkrangersandhoodie_5a7e58f7-b588-43a1-afb0-b478e53fff71.png?v=1780774263","url":"https:\/\/alestotrails.com\/products\/only-you-can-prevent-stupidity-hoodie","provider":"Ales to Trails","version":"1.0","type":"link"}