{"product_id":"i-kraken-myself-up-sweatshirt","title":"Kraken Myself Up Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--sticky-padding-top)\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eI Kraken Myself Up Wine Sweatshirt 🐙🍷\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePour decisions never looked this good.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur \u003cstrong\u003eI Kraken Myself Up Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e features a hilarious octopus living his absolute best life—soaking inside a giant wine glass while pouring even more wine over his head. Because apparently being \u003cem\u003ein\u003c\/em\u003e the wine simply wasn’t enough. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for wine lovers who appreciate a good pun, a generous pour, and humor that gets a little more questionable after glass number two. Toss it on for girls’ night, winery hopping, a cozy night at home, or anytime you’re ready to release the Kraken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🍷 Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐙 Funny octopus soaking in a wine glass design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍷 Features the pun \u003cstrong\u003e“I Kraken Myself Up”\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😂 Perfect mix of wine humor \u0026amp; ridiculousness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧥 Cozy sweatshirt for wineries, weekends \u0026amp; lounging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for wine lovers and your drinking buddy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🍇 Perfect for wine tasting, girls’ trips, vineyard weekends \u0026amp; happy hour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😏 Guaranteed to pair nicely with questionable decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPECS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--sticky-padding-top)\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8.3 oz., 65% cotton \/ 35% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3 combed french terry•Relaxed unisex fit raglan crew\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" 1x1 rib cuff and bottom hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1\" 1x1 rib at neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExposed overlock stitiching with lighter tonalthread color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wine lovers, octopus fans, winery weekends, girls’ trips, birthdays, funny gifts, and anyone who’s never met a pour they considered \u003cem\u003etoo generous\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelease the Kraken. 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