{"product_id":"grinchy-oversized-sweatshirt","title":"Grinchy Oversized Holiday Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoliday Grinchy Oversized Sweatshirt 🎄😒\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFestive? Technically. Thrilled about it? Absolutely not. 🙃 This oversized sweatshirt is for everyone whose holiday spirit runs on caffeine, sarcasm, and the countdown until all the relatives go home. Merry-ish, cozy, and honest about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGarment Information:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric 9 oz60% Cotton \/ 40% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Wash cold, like a beer 🍺 on a hot summer day.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewomens oversized\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for office holiday parties you didn’t want to attend, white elephant exchanges, Christmas morning before coffee, and every family gathering where you’re counting down the minutes. Oversized, comfy, and made for maximum cozy, even if your holiday cheer is running low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e😒 Reluctant holiday participants\u003cbr\u003e☕ People who need coffee before carols\u003cbr\u003e🎁 White elephant survivors\u003cbr\u003e🛋️ Anyone who’d rather be on the couch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e👉 \u003cstrong\u003eBah humbug. But make it cozy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e30-Day Returns \u0026amp; Easy Exchanges:\u003c\/strong\u003e Try it on. Love it. Not your thing? Exchange or return it within 30 days. You cover return shipping, and original shipping isn’t refunded. Exchanges ship back to you free.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ales to Trails","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":68077516357951,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68077516390719,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68077516423487,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68077516456255,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68077516489023,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2685\/8462\/files\/grinchysweatshirt.png?v=1794503637","url":"https:\/\/alestotrails.com\/products\/grinchy-oversized-sweatshirt","provider":"Ales to Trails","version":"1.0","type":"link"}