{"product_id":"boating-gets-me-wet-t-shirt-1","title":"Boating Gets Me Wet T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"91\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"91\"\u003e🚤 Boating Gets Me Wet 💦\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eSun out. Drinks cold. Morals questionable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eThis tee is for the ones who know the real reason we go boating… and it’s not just the scenery. Whether you’re cruising the lake, posted up at the sandbar, or “accidentally” getting splashed (again), this shirt says what everyone’s already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"487\"\u003eBold, retro-style lettering with splashy attitude—because lake days aren’t dry and neither are you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"699\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"512\"\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💦 Buttery soft, broken-in feel\u003cbr data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"547\"\u003e🚤 Perfect for boat days, sandbars \u0026amp; dock parties\u003cbr data-start=\"596\" data-end=\"599\"\u003e🍺 Made for day drinking professionals\u003cbr data-start=\"637\" data-end=\"640\"\u003e🔥 Retro vintage vibe with just the right amount of dirty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"717\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🚤 Boat babes \u0026amp; captains\u003cbr data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"745\"\u003e🍻 Lake day drinkers\u003cbr data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e🌊 Anyone who “fell in” on purpose\u003cbr data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e😈 Flirty, feral, slightly unhinged lake people\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarment Information: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 100% Cotton \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Wash cold, like a beer 🍺on a hot summer day.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don’t bleach… it’s not 2003.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Tumble dry low… like your standards after tequila.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Don’t iron me. I like my wrinkles — they tell stories.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART 👇\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alestotrails.com\/pages\/sizing-guide\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehttps:\/\/alestotrails.com\/pages\/sizing-guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFree returns \u0026amp; exchanges within 30 days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"925\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"871\"\u003eMay attract attention, free drinks, and bad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ales to Trails","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":53521244586303,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":53521244619071,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":53521244651839,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":53521244684607,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X","offer_id":53521244717375,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X","offer_id":53521244750143,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2685\/8462\/files\/boatinglughtbl_58c8ffc6-dac0-49c7-a6ea-87f4c89bf537.png?v=1780760430","url":"https:\/\/alestotrails.com\/products\/boating-gets-me-wet-t-shirt-1","provider":"Ales to Trails","version":"1.0","type":"link"}